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Recently, I've decided that I need to be lotioning.

Yeah, I actually sort of missed that for the last couple of years and I looked down on my skin

and it sort of seemed like lotion would help. Every time I get in the shower, I'm itchy.

And I'm obviously here with Hannah Pilkas. Hannah, welcome to the show. I want to say I've never related to anything more in my life. And I looked and I, did you see that I tried to hide my legs? Don't I said that I went. Don't you hide. One time I went to a friend's house, she looked down at my legs and she said, are you wearing white tights?

No.

That's so devastating because they were, yeah. Well, I said, no, it's just winter time. But I need a lotion. I know. And I realized it recently. I mean, every time I'm out of the shower, I'm going, am I allergic to the water? I wouldn't dare put any moisture on this after.

Of course not, but I probably should.

Do you drink water?

I do like water. Like, I wouldn't dare put any moisture on this after. Of course not. But I probably should. Do you drink water? I do like water, actually. And I like the taste of water and I like to drink it. But I, and that sounded defensive when I said it. But it is true. I do drink water. Fuckhead. I famously, and I have the voice of someone that hasn't smoked water in three to five years. I'm a human raisin.

I'm, of course, guzzling coffee.

But I think that also contributes to the dryness.

I agree.

I mean, I am sipping.

I mean, how caffeinated are you right this second?

You know, I've learned because of my anxiety and Will Buterine that makes me sweat. I can have two max.

Two max. So I can have two max. Two max.

So I kind of nurse one.

Yeah.

And in Europe.

Oh my God, bringing up Europe already.

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