171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Watch The Tour Documentary (Out Friday): https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-not-perfect-141218671?
Ethan Nestor joins the show to take stunning calls about a clown kink at a ren faire, hooking up with your besties ex, and banging your favorite professors son & daughter.
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, perfect person listeners. |
| 0:01.4 | Before we get into today's episode, I wanted to make a big announcement, and that is that |
| 0:05.4 | the tour documentary is out on Friday, baby. |
| 0:09.4 | Roll the footage. |
| 0:10.9 | It is called I'm Not a Perfect Person, a tour documentary, and it comes out on Friday. |
| 0:14.8 | We shot it exactly a year ago, and we've been editing it together ever since. |
| 0:19.6 | The documentary is sort of about what it is like |
| 0:21.8 | to have a paratro social relationship with an audience who trusts you and trusts your advice. |
| 0:27.2 | I think we made something interesting and timely, compelling, and also really, really fun. There's a lot of |
| 0:32.0 | really stupid dumb bits in it. There's a bunch of the stand-up and sort of more theatrical elements |
| 0:36.7 | of that live show. And I think you guys are really going to enjoy it. I really hope you check it out. If you like the show, then I think you're going to like this. We had cinematographers traveling with us the entire tour, so they were able to capture kind of the behind the scenes, the ups, the downs, the stresses, these intimate moments that we have with different members of the audience who come up on stage. We interview lots of people who provided their problems to the show. It's a whole like step up and level up of what the show traditionally is. And I'm really proud of it. The documentary comes out on Friday at 6.30 p.m. PSD, 9.30 p.m. EST. There's going to be a little watch party. You can watch along and chat with other people that are watching right as you're watching it. |
| 1:13.6 | And then after that, you can rent it. |
| 1:15.2 | You can watch it whenever you would like to. |
| 1:16.7 | You can download it. |
| 1:17.7 | So head on over there if that all sounds like something you'd enjoy. |
| 1:20.2 | I really hope you enjoy it. |
| 1:22.2 | And I hope you guys also enjoy this week's episode. |
| 1:25.2 | Ciao! |
| 1:46.9 | This is a HeadGum podcast. Hello and welcome to Perfect and you're of course a person. Hello and welcome to Perfect and, the show, where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person. |
| 1:51.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:56.9 | Recently, I've been making a mixed nut sandwich in my mouth. |
| 2:08.5 | I've been taking a deconstructed PBJ, but take the PB and make it A, all nuts. |
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