196: diss track about my dad going viral (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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The Wrecking Ball Crew joins the show once again to take stunning calls about your husband startling you while taking a nude, a diss track about your dad, and a situationship's evidence of another lover in the apartment.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.2	Hello and welcome to perfect and you're of course,
0:21.7	Person. Nailed it. Recently. Hello and welcome to Pervers in the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.
0:23.8	Nailed it.
0:28.8	Recently, I've been purifying my air while I dust.
0:30.8	Oh, yeah.
0:38.3	If you're going to be dusting or sweeping, you're going to want to put an air purifier on the ground, actually.
0:39.9	Are you dusting with a feather duster?
0:52.3	No, but I actually really didn't want one. Yeah, I could see you just... What are you dusting with? Like a little French maid. Wee, we, we, we, whee, we. You dress up like a French maid for Sarah. Of course. And my children love it as well. And they love it. I'm like Mrs. Doubtfire.
0:54.5	Honestly, but hot.
0:54.5	Miles, it would be so funny like Mrs. Doutfire. Honestly, but hot.
0:56.2	Miles, it would be so funny to Mrs. Doubtfire your own family where you come in dressed and like Mrs. Delfire and see if the kids recognize you. They would. I'm Mrs. Doutfire. Honestly, that's a modern retelling. Mrs. Doutfire should have been way hotter.
1:10.0	Honestly, and that's what they would do in
1:11.3	26.
1:11.9	In 2006, like,
1:13.0	Mrs. Dalfire would be stacked.
1:13.9	She would be stacked. She would be a bad age. Honestly, there's a world where, yeah, we do, we do that movie. But anyway, I'm obviously joined by the ranking ball crew. Chowdy. Okay.
1:28.1	Oh, that was nice.
1:30.0	I had to transition halfway because I thought we were just doing the simple. Yeah, you thought you were doing. Yeah, Gen 1. I like Chowdy. Chowdy. It sounds like Chowder. Yeah. I'll lock it in for next time. Because Chowdy was the Ustead. Is that what we decided? We're trying to be less formal on this show.
1:44.3	The idea of it being in their stead really makes me laugh.
1:47.7	Well and Rainey, obviously, guys, it's been a while. I mean, you did the 24 hour live stream. We did. And unfortunately, it was unerable on this feed because someone was one of us, maybe docked someone by their full name. I will say that if you have an in you and you want more of this, you should scrub to the Will & Rating section of the 24 hour live stream. We'll link it below. It's fucking so funny. It's really funny. Oh my God. And as far as I know, I haven't, he hasn't heard about it. We'll accidentally dock somebody. That's great. but guys what makes you perfect today slash recently to be on the show?
2:21.0	For me, it's got to be getting a bidet and installing a bidet and using a bidet.
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