198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open.
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| 0:00.0 | You are perfect. |
| 0:03.0 | So you need to wake up like you're perfect. |
| 0:06.0 | Get your shirt off the floor, forget to make your bed, |
| 0:08.0 | trip on the doorframe, and turn on the kettle because it's time to make your morning brew. |
| 0:12.0 | It's perfect, just like you. |
| 0:14.0 | Grown in a gorgeous climate by phenomenal coffee growers, |
| 0:16.0 | sourced by perfect people and flown across the world to be toasted in Los Angeles |
| 0:20.0 | before getting ground, drowned, and blocked into your cup. |
| 0:23.3 | Can you smell it? |
| 0:24.8 | Because we can. |
| 0:26.8 | Perfect Person Coffee. |
| 0:29.0 | Now available year round. |
| 0:31.5 | Join the club. |
| 0:39.3 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:57.0 | Hello and welcome to perfect and you're of course'm Perfecting. You're of course a person. |
| 1:04.1 | You just really farted. I really farted. That was your cover up. You know I did. Hey, subscribe to the Patreon. So you see the the banter leading up to that. We were having a fart. |
| 1:09.2 | We were having a fart off. We farted off. We did a fart off. We were having a fart off. We did a fart off, dude. |
| 1:12.1 | The Spencer fart off. |
| 1:13.5 | Just like that one family guy bit. |
| 1:14.8 | But guess what? |
| 1:15.7 | Recently, I've been sort of in the backyard getting my hands dirty about it. |
| 1:21.6 | About what? |
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