194: my lover's ex girlfriend crashed our hookup (w/ Isabella Roland)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Izzy Roland joins the show to take stunning calls about a lover's ex girlfriend showing up mid date in the dead of night, having a hangover emergency, and rival nonbinary's stealing your haircut.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:17.3 | Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're of course a person. |
| 0:24.2 | Recently, I've sort of been going on a little walk. |
| 0:31.4 | And that's actually mentally healthy for me to have sweating on them in my clothes. I've actually been doing a |
| 0:41.0 | walk sometimes to work, sometimes not even to work. Sometimes I'm just walking to a walk in coffee. |
| 0:46.3 | And I find that actually that's mentally healthy to have slash do. And I think everyone should get a |
| 0:51.4 | little taste. |
| 0:54.1 | What the fuck is going? I'm obviously joined by Izzy Rowland. Hart! Yay! Izzy, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for having me. Of course. You want me to talk about a little walk? Do you go on a little walk every once in a while? Never. |
| 1:11.1 | Never. |
| 1:11.5 | You know what? |
| 1:12.1 | I've got to say. |
| 1:12.7 | I've been sort of micro-dosing it. |
| 1:14.5 | Okay. And I can't recommend. Yeah. You can. It can't while you get out there and you realize like, oh, this is why people are saying that being active is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you forget it. |
| 1:24.4 | And you think it's like culty. |
| 1:26.0 | And you're like, oh, my God, |
| 1:27.0 | who are these freaks running around with their shirts off? |
| 1:29.7 | That I can. |
| 1:30.7 | Oh, ha, oh, my God, who are these freaks running around with their shirts off? |
| 1:29.7 | You know? |
| 1:29.8 | That I can't. |
| 1:30.7 | Oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 1:31.8 | And I'm like, okay, relax. |
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