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Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.

Recently, I've been actually throwing my clothes on the closet floor so they're away.

So my home doesn't look messy, but it's sort of a project in waiting in the depths of my home.

I'm using storage as a way to ignore my problems.

Shove them away, shove them down.

And then eventually I'll get to them.

Sot style.

So I'm obviously joined by Shavon Thompson.

That's me. I make everybody make that sound whenever I'm introduced.

You do. It's a sparkle. It's a writer. It's a spider. It's in your rider. You have to sparkle when I enter.

But, Shavon, what makes you perfect today to be on the show to answer the people's calls?

I have a lot of wisdom. I have a lot of

knowledge and I'm kind of mean. Oh. Just a little bit. Like tough love. Top, you feel that you're

tough but fair. I'm in my tough but fair era. Really? Yeah. Tough but fair. As we say in the

country. Era, tough but feara. But if i'm wearing like a bad shirt and i

ask you how i look what's your response i would say the shirt could use some work i don't know really

it really depends on how the shirt is bad because there's many ways in which a shirt can be bad

it has something horrible written on it if something horrible written on it i would say take that

fucking shirt off of course of course turn it. Turn it inside out. As it should. But if it's just like kind of an ugly color. Kind of an ugly color, I probably wouldn't say anything. Yeah. Okay. Depending on how, like, friendship levels. If it was like your close friend and they're like, um, I feel so good in my shirt today. Then they feel good in their shirt. And you wouldn't say, okay, that's good. It really again depends on friends. Because to me I have to know how the level of ribbing that your friend wants and accepts. Yeah. And I think that that's a really important part of friendship. And I do mess it up, to be clear.

A lot.

You crossed the line. I'm not a perfect person. I'm me a culper. I'm a comedian. Sometimes the rising can go a little far. What can you do? You've got to try. And you rise too far. And someone goes, um, okay. well, I didn't know you felt that way.

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