157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls about secret little bees on your desk, being forcibly uninvited from your boss's work part, and getting 10 lbs of flour to your home.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.3	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.
0:21.7	Ah! Ah. Ah!
0:25.5	That's going to be all episode long now.
0:27.3	It really will be.
0:28.1	Recently, I've been squeezing my own citrus.
0:31.3	Wow.
0:32.6	Actually, there's a little lemon tree near my home, and I've been grabbing that,
0:38.0	slicing it,
0:39.7	squeezing those lemmys,
0:41.3	and putting them into a little...
0:43.0	Squeezing.
0:44.0	Okay.
0:45.5	Both like this.
0:46.7	I go,
0:47.0	you take...
0:47.5	Oonka!
0:48.5	Two different jars below.
0:52.6	And I only squeeze lemons. Two at a time. That's right. Two at a time. And I always squeeze lemons.
0:54.5	Two at a time.
0:55.1	That's right.
0:56.0	Two at a time.
	...

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