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Perfect Person

203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:07.3

You know, and you just had one of those days where you can't freaking get it together.

0:11.4

Okay, you give a presentation and the internet cuts out.

0:14.2

You're in traffic, but there's coffee all over your lap.

0:17.5

I have had those days before.

0:20.1

But at the end of the long day, you know that I'm going home

0:23.8

to my Casper bed with snow technology to keep my head cool no matter what. This podcast is

0:31.1

sponsored by Casper. Casper makes reliable, high-quality mattresses designed to deliver

0:35.4

consistent comfortable sleep night after night. Casper mattresses are highly rated by Consumer Reports, and out of 99 mattresses designed to deliver consistent comfortable sleep night after night.

0:38.0

Casper's mattresses are highly rated by Consumer Reports. And out of 99 mattresses, consumer

0:41.7

reports named Casper's the one mattress, their top-rated, all-phone mattress of 2026.

0:47.0

Casper sent me one of their snow mattresses and I got to say, I run hot. The sheets are coming

0:51.5

on and off of me most of the night. And I got a little bit cozy

0:56.1

on my new Casper mattress. So let me just tell you what. I didn't run as hot. That's right.

1:03.3

I was kept cool the entire evening and I found that I was actually able to create a cocoon around

1:08.6

myself and I slept like a freaking puppy sleeps. And Casper has their 100-night risk-free trial, so you can give Casper's mattresses try risk-free, although with over 110,000 five-servues, I'm sure you're going to love it, just like I do. Plus, they just launched a brand-new kids mattress, so even the youngest sleepers in their family can get the same comfort and quality that you do. Right now, save up to 30% on mattresses and up to 35% on everything else when you go

1:32.8

to casper.com. One last time, that's c-A-S-P-E-R dot com and save up to 30% person the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person

1:59.1

A person

1:59.1

Recently I've been Harvard I'm perfect, and you're, of course, a person.

2:09.3

Recently, I've been harvesting the goods and giving them out to everybody, farmer style.

2:51.1

Yeah, we actually have a couple citrus trees in our backyard that I've been putting into little cardboard boxes that are kind of chic from online and it makes me feel like I'm actually an Etsy style grapefruit farmer. Wow. Did you have ice coffee earlier? I actually, no, I did yet. By the way, I started to sip and I can feel my heart go, uh-uh. Take it. Hey, you already had two this is number three take a little time out from the coffee so I set it back on over there but I'm obviously on the show with Sequoia Holmes and Ryan Graham I'm the Sequoia Holmes and thank you so much for being here both of you thank. Thank you for having us. This is so fun.

2:51.8

Oh, my gosh. We've already had like a little bit of a chat before. It's been so great. Oh, that's nice. I also realized I've not noticed how big your feet. This is a whole aside. You have very, like I just looked for the first time. What size shoe do you wear? Size 14. Are they custom? No, they're not, I love that.

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