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🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having a LITERAL evil twin, having a second b*tthole, and accidentally through a series of unfortunate mistakes - peeing on your boss.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:17.5 | Hello and welcome to Perfect. |
| 0:18.7 | And you're of course a person. |
| 0:23.2 | Recently, I've been wishing that I had that rain boots, but I don't. |
| 0:30.3 | So it sort of has been rainy in L.A. for the last week and a half. |
| 0:36.2 | Yes. |
| 0:36.7 | And I don't have any rain boots and I had duck boots, but I actually left them in Connecticut last time I was visiting my wife's family, which was years ago. Okay. So I sort of was thinking rain boots would be nice, but haven't had the gall, haven't had the shtovo to order them off of MIS. Now, what do you think is the hesitancy? Like, do you think it's just |
| 0:55.5 | like you want to get the right kind? You don't want to... My attitude towards rain boots and changing my windshield wipers is this would make my life way better, but it's going to stop raining at some point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I've been sort of on the verge. Every time it rains, I go, fuck, I got to change my windshield wipers. They suck. |
| 1:10.7 | Like, they're like rotting, like dilapidated. Like, they're making the smearing worse. |
| 1:14.4 | And I'm like. on the verge. Every time it rains, I go, fuck, I got to change my windshield wipers. They suck. Like, they're like rotting, like dilapidated. Like, they're making the smearing worse. |
| 1:14.6 | And I'm like, I need to change something. But then it stops raining a day later. And I'm like, I guess I don't need to do that. Yeah. And then it doesn't rain for like eight months. Yeah. And I'm like, that's fine. I'll just live with that for a day. Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:23.4 | But obviously I'm on the show with Patrick Noth. |
| 1:27.5 | Okay. |
| 1:29.4 | Patrick Noth. |
| 1:28.0 | Okay. |
| 1:35.0 | Patrick Noth, of course, you know from online, from the UCB sort of stratosphere. |
| 1:38.6 | And of course, for the new film, Microbget, baby. |
| 1:39.3 | That's right. Yeah. |
| 1:39.8 | Micro budget. |
| 1:40.3 | Micro budget will be out in March of 2026. |
| 1:43.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:43.9 | It's a little indie film that I co-wrote and I'm the lead in. And it's really funny. I'm so excited for people to see it. I'm psyched to watch it. I feel that it's a star-studded cast. And it also is like the exact thing that every, probably every one of our friends has done, would just make a micro budget movie and think it's going to be big. Yes. Yes. For sure. Yeah. And we happen to get like really great people in it. Yeah, absolutely. It's very exciting. When did you guys shoot it? We shot it in March of 2023, which is when I moved out here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, to L.A. And then it did festivals for a while and now it's going to get released. |
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