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Perfect Person

204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love. 

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:07.5

Looking for a smarter way to start your day, Morning Brew Daily breaks down the biggest news in business every morning, so it fits seamlessly into your day.

0:14.9

Hosts Neil Fryman and Toby Howell cover everything from the latest tech headlines to why nobody can afford a house right now.

0:20.1

Their witty, informative approach makes morning news fun, not a chore.

0:23.9

You'll leave each episode of Morning Brew Daily smarter and ready to take on the world around you.

0:27.6

Audiences say it's the perfect addition to their morning routine.

0:30.8

Whether you're commuting, exercising, or getting ready for the day, Morning Brew Daily

0:33.9

makes it easy to make sense of the world of business.

0:36.9

Find out what millions of listeners already know. business news does not have to be boring.

0:41.8

I am personally always looking for like a new show to add to my routine.

0:45.8

And I feel like I want fun, creative voices that are going to dictate my news for me.

0:51.6

If I can have somebody read the paper but in a fun way and give that to me, that's what I would want.

0:58.2

Tune in to Morning Brew Daily every week perfect and you're of course a person.

1:26.2

Hummus is back. Oh, I'm so glad I'm on this episode where you talk about this.

1:31.2

Go ahead. Talk your shit.

1:32.9

Smearing a hummus on a plate, putting eggs on top of that. Whoa. Uh-oh. The yolk just went

1:38.5

his sicko mode because I'm dipping toast in there. Whoa. I wasn't expecting to go that direction.

1:44.5

Yocamus, egg, all in one sort of swirly little pearly, little pearly, and that's breakfast for me. Whoa. With hot sauce. Okay. So I've been getting so into legumes. Oh, really? In like a really sincere way. Lagoon, I'm obsessed with legumes. Which goom? What's good?

1:59.1

Oh, tofu, chickpeas are my favorite.

2:01.1

Whoa.

2:01.4

I dabble with etymame.

2:03.2

Oh.

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