188: catching the serial floor pooper (w/ Jonathan Kirk)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Jonathan Kirk (Shoulda Books) joins the show to take stunning calls about catching a serial floor pooper, investigating a night whistler, and seizing control of the snack closet.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, perfect person listeners. Before we get today's episode, I wanted to let you guys know that in partnership with creators against ICE, I am doing another 24-hour telethon, raising money for legal fees for immigrants detained by ICE. I think this is super, super important right now. Ice is running rampant in America with absolutely no checks or balances to the behavior. |
| 0:22.3 | It's unbelievably disgusting what they've been up to, and I want to try to raise money to do good |
| 0:27.1 | where I can. All proceeds from the 24-hour live telethon will be going to the National Immigrant |
| 0:32.7 | Law Center, which provides legal services for immigrants that are detained by ICE. |
| 0:37.3 | And I think that's a super necessary cause. |
| 0:39.4 | I hope you guys tune in. |
| 0:40.4 | It's going to be a ton of fun. |
| 0:41.6 | Again, I will be up for 24 straight hours. |
| 0:44.5 | I have a ton of ridiculous guests that I can't believe agreed to do it. |
| 0:49.5 | And they'll all be stopping by the studio. |
| 0:51.4 | We'll be in sort of a live telethon environment. It'll be very |
| 0:55.9 | ridiculous, very fun, and we'll definitely need lots of people to call in with their problems, |
| 1:00.2 | big and small. So we can answer them live. The live stream will be on this YouTube channel |
| 1:05.5 | on Sunday, February 15th at 9 a.m. all the way to 9 a.m. on the 16th. So please tune in. I will see you all on |
| 1:13.9 | Sunday, February 15th for the live stream on this YouTube channel. And until then, |
| 1:18.3 | enjoy today's episode. This is a headgum podcast. |
| 1:27.2 | This episode is presented by the Planned Parenthood Federation of America. |
| 1:31.4 | And I'm going to give you some advice that you didn't tune in for, but it's advice that we all need |
| 1:35.4 | to hear. Your body is your own and you deserve to make your own decisions about it, including |
| 1:39.1 | when and where you get sexual and reproductive care. That's why Planned Parenthood is here every |
| 1:43.3 | day to make sure you have |
| 1:44.4 | the information and resources you need to make these decisions for yourself. As a kid, I definitely |
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