162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf.

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1:53.7	Whoa, okay, really stumbled on it.
1:54.5	Here we go.
1:57.8	Hello and welcome to a perfect person to the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.
2:02.6	We did it, actually, guys.
2:07.3	Recently I've been sort of having a little salad.
2:12.3	Yeah, we had two pre-packaged salads and I sort of housed two of them.
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