200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 105 minutes
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It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Hello and welcome to Perfect person the show where I'm Perfect and you're of course a person. the... |
| 0:23.1 | Bhr... Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person. |
| 0:25.3 | Recently, we just hit 200 freaking episodes of Perfect Person. |
| 0:32.9 | When you say recently, you mean this episode? |
| 0:35.2 | I mean this episode, well, I mean this episode actually. 200 smackers on the books. And I'm obviously joined by freelance psychic William Whitwer. What's up? Whoa! Will, welcome back to the show. Yeah, I'm thrilled to be here. Thanks for, thanks for having me back. Of course. Well, obviously you did episode number one. You did episode 100 and you've done dozens and dozens of other ones as well. A lot of other ones. A lot of other ones too. I simply had to have you back for the two, Hondo. Will, how are you doing today? Doing good. I was out a little late and drinking and doing karaoke. |
| 1:08.4 | Oh, you were partying last night? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I love to hear it. |
| 1:11.1 | How many bees are we talking? Oh, I had a good amount, but it was over a lot of H's hours. Love it. And by the way, if you abbreviate it and then you say it, you don't save time. That's true. I wasn't sure that you would know what I meant. I knew. Trust me, I knew. I'm very familiar with H's. |
| 1:27.9 | Extremely. |
| 1:28.3 | It's just one of the key building blocks of time. |
| 1:30.2 | That's right. |
| 1:30.5 | 24 H's. |
| 1:31.3 | I know. Trust me, I know. I'm very familiar with H's. |
| 1:28.4 | Extremely. It's just one of the key building blocks of time. |
| 1:30.2 | That's right. |
| 1:30.5 | 24 H's. |
| 1:31.3 | I know what you're talking about. |
| 1:31.9 | And 200 episodes is a lot of ages. Two days. Uh, hello. Yeah, but we, uh, 200 episodes is such a crazy amount of episodes. You should get a stat that is like how many hours have you just like done including like the live stream? |
| 1:45.1 | Oh my God. |
| 1:45.6 | How many hours is it total? |
| 1:47.3 | Anyway, it's days of your life. I mean, the show is ultimately, uh, an hour plus every single episode. And then the cold open, it's like, you know, another chunk of that. Yeah. It is so, so many days of, of show. But it's like, it's a, you know, people love it. And you know what I thought. |
| 2:01.9 | Like getting to 200 is an accomplishment. Most podcasts don't. No, most that's, I was thinking about to do. I was like, I wonder how many podcasts, because there's obviously a million podcasts. And we love podcasters. We respect them a lot. We really respect them. They are not all created equally. |
| 2:14.2 | No. |
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