176: accidentally catfished my coworker after hitting his car (w/ Eddy Burback)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Perfection is only a sip away - perfectpersoncoffee.com
Eddy Burback joins us in the studio for a stunning series of calls about embarassing yourself at d*ldo therapy, mistakenly catfishing a coworker, finding a mysterious man, and having a bad kiss with your soulmate.
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| 0:00.0 | You know, I actually used to be a barista. |
| 0:08.7 | What if perfection was only a sip away? |
| 0:15.2 | Perfect person coffee company. |
| 0:17.9 | Pre-orders available November 26th, 2025 at 12 p.m. PST. |
| 0:24.1 | Limited quantities available. |
| 0:26.4 | Perfectpersoncoffee.com. |
| 0:31.8 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:33.8 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:51.3 | Hello and welcome to perfect person the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person. |
| 0:56.3 | Put your toes in the soil. |
| 1:00.6 | Huh? |
| 1:03.6 | Recently, I've been putting my toes in that |
| 1:06.9 | in a way where I'm waking up in the morning |
| 1:09.8 | and I have to walk across my yard in order |
| 1:12.5 | to sort of play with my son and bring him over to Nana's house and I've been putting |
| 1:17.6 | my toes in the soil. |
| 1:21.8 | Grounding my body and soul into the earth that birthed me. |
| 1:26.8 | At first I thought it was just for hippies and and then I realized, actually kind of nice. I'm following you there, but toes in the soil? Are you going to... Toes in the mud. Tows in the mud. More than... Because the sprinkler goes off in the morning. Got it. And the sprinklers are a little bit broken. |
| 1:44.8 | So some parts of the yard, they don't get that much son are real squelchy. |
| 1:48.0 | Got it. |
| 1:48.8 | So I'm sort of, for lack of a better term, putting my toes in the mud. |
| 1:52.2 | That makes worse. |
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