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Perfect Person

160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle.

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1:50.2

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.

1:56.1

Recently, I've been pruning plants.

2:01.1

Actually, it turns out if there's a dead piece of a plant, if you cut it off, it it grows back stronger much like people in your life oh if you cut them off they grow back stronger and i'm obviously

2:07.7

here joined by katherine mcalfordy hi katherine thank you so much for being here welcome to the

2:14.5

show and thank you so much for having me that is wild that you're cutting people off and they're becoming better people. Well, you know, I don't say. I actually have, okay, I know I always said that. I actually, I actually am not team cut off. I'm team, let the dead hang on for a very long time. Yeah, same. Because we're all fallible. And I sort of them like, okay, yeah, that I do have that friend that's like, they're not problematic, problematic, but they are like, you know what I mean? They're not a criminal. They're not overtly racist. Like, we're not keeping those people around. But it's like, oh, yeah, they're like doing a little bit of, like, emotional manipulation. Yes, that. And it's like, I guess we get around. I also like covert racist, you got to go. No, those guys got to go. I said overt. I was like, but if you're quiet at it. No. No, we don't want those people around either. No. But Catherine, obviously you're on the show today to help people with their problems. What makes you perfect to be on the show today to solve the world's crises? Oh, well, my mom raised me. And that's it. That's it. And that's it. Your mom raised you. Okay, interesting. And did your mom pass down any wisdom to you about the world and how it

3:24.3

work? I would say that we're both the kind of people that walk around and we go, if people

3:28.6

listen to us, everybody's life would be better. Okay. And tell me I'm wrong. Okay. And we're both

3:37.7

that person. I think that's wise. And I think it comes from having a lot of alcoholics in our lives.

3:43.8

So you've learned from their mistakes.

3:45.6

Yeah.

3:46.1

And learned from just being like, just being born, being like, maybe if I love you enough,

3:53.4

you'll be better.

3:54.8

And then learning the hard truth that like, no, that's not how that works.

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