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Perfect Person

173: my one night stand left his teeth at my house (w/ Patrick McDonald)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls from people who procured teeth from a one night stand, who have a mailman they used to french, and someone who ate too many eggs.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:17.3

Hello and welcome to Perfect and you're of course I'm Perfect and you're of course a person.

0:22.5

Whoa.

0:25.3

That reverb.

0:26.5

Recently I walked in the rain.

0:28.9

You're talking to me, Willis?

0:30.0

And I found it to be a really nice experience.

0:33.6

Rain happened in Los Angeles.

0:36.0

And if you have the opportunity to sit out there in the rain, I highly suggest you actually go, what is this life for? Except we're getting a little wet. I'm obviously on the show with Patrick McDonald. Patrick, welcome to the show. Hey, thank you for happy, Miles. I'm happy to be here. Patrick, it's such a joy to have you here. Likewise. I'm having a blast already.

0:54.8

Wonderful. We had a blast in the cold over. We're having a blast here. You ever walk in the rain? You ever enjoy that? I do like walking in the rain a lot. Yeah. I was just driving earlier. I just said this. The whole city feels different after it rain. It's clean. It's really, really clean. And the air, the colors are different.

1:11.8

Well, I think it's like literally like,

1:13.1

I think about the pollution as a big filter. Yeah. And then the rain kind of goes through that. Yeah. And it purifies the pollution out. Exactly. Which I don't know if that's how it works. It definitely puts it on us. It puts it on us in the ground. Which is, it puts us on a set in the ground. It's out-said rain. Al-Said rain. Yeah, yeah. But I wouldn't drink it.

1:29.0

If the rain was coming down, I would not drink the L.A. rain.

1:31.2

No, no. on us in the ground. It puts us on us in the ground. It's out said rain. Osset rain.

1:27.7

But I wouldn't drink it.

1:29.0

If the rain was coming down,

1:30.1

I would not drink the L.A.

1:30.9

rain.

1:31.2

No, no, no, no.

1:31.9

I wouldn't. But I do love rain. I think, were you out there after the fires where you did the, did you do a little feel the rain on your face kind of vibe? I remember like going on and feeling the rain and crying to the fires.

1:43.6

And it was so intense.

1:44.9

It was like, it was like dark out. I didn't, but I love the idea of driving by seeing you weeping on your knees in the rain. So much raw emotion. No, it was an intense time. It was such intense time. That first rain was really intense. Oh, it was so intense.

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