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Perfect Person

193: brutally sabotaging a fun local coffeeshop (w/ Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett join the show during the 24 Hour Livestream to take stunning calls about a theme song for cats, color coded class subjects, and creating a new fun menu for a local coffeeshop.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:07.6

All right, I'm going to give you some advice that you didn't tune in for, but it's advice that we all need to hear.

0:12.1

Your body is your own, and you deserve to make your own decisions about it, including when and where you get sexual and reproductive care.

0:18.4

That's why Planned Parenthood is here every day to make sure you have the information and resources you need to make these decisions for yourself.

0:24.5

Whether you need STI testing and treatment, birth control, gender affirming care, abortion,

0:28.2

sex education, or another sexual and reproductive health service, Planned Parenthood is there for you.

0:32.8

But across the country, lawmakers are using every play in the book to attack Planned Parenthood

0:36.8

and force their personal beliefs on everyone. They're blocking access to essential health care, trying to deny people birth control, and promoting abstinence only until marriage programs. Ew! The attacks under health care are basic human rights. They just don't stop. But you know what else doesn't stop? Plan Parenthood, the amazing staff and volunteers at Planned Parenthood Health Centers across the country,

0:55.9

do whatever they can to help more than 2 million annual patients get high quality, affordable care,

1:00.7

even as some people in power try to stop them.

1:03.4

Supporters like you, power this work.

1:05.7

Donate to support Planned parenhood now at Planned Parenthood. Dot org slash defend.

1:30.6

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and you're, of course, a person.

1:37.5

Cereal is back.

1:41.0

I've been munching on the shit.

1:43.3

As a granola.

1:45.3

That's what I heard, is that I actually am taking cereal

1:47.4

and I'm making it healthy

1:48.8

by adding it to yogurt.

1:53.1

Imagine cornflakes

1:54.7

in a Trader Joe's thick and creamy.

1:58.3

That

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