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Distorted View Daily

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

Overview

Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

568 Episodes

“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe

On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post “I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?

Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very […] The post Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 11 August 2025

Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025

Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy

On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: All this, listener voicemails, and more brain-melting stupidity from around the globe. 📅 Sponsor: Neetee – BLAQUE content request fulfilled.🎧 Listen now: distortedview.com | […] The post Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2025

You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 4 August 2025

Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2025

Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South

On the Show Today: Also: 🎧 Sponsor: Big thanks to DV listener Satan’s Porthole for supporting today’s show and requesting a roast of Finland. This one’s for you and your sauna-loving, reindeer-eating compatriots. 🔊 Voicemail: 206-666-4463📩 Email: [email protected]💸 Sponsor a Show: Only $25! PayPal: [email protected] 👑 Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now at distortedview.com […] The post Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: ⁠distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 💰 Support: ⁠Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts

Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s Episode: Distorted […] The post Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

I’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit 2. Main Topics 3. Listener Voicemails Quote: “Honestly, ladies, you gotta be pretty fucking special to be considered jerk-off material in this day and age.” Caller 1: […] The post The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels

💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!) On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot🔹 A 1970s porno trucker […] The post Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide!

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue. […] The post High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend’s pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by “Recycle Gang” and the darkest corner of TikTok. 🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn: […] The post Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix […] The post Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for […] The post Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2025

Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […] The post Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2025

The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat

On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […] The post The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form […] The post Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2025

Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

On Today’s Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: […] The post Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2025

Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting […] The post Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🗣️ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Poop Lasagna On The High Seas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2025

Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 “AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster” 🚨 On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity! 🎮 Mario Kart World: The Rage-Inducing Hellscape 🥵 Six-Year-Old Snack Reviews, Unfiltered 🌭 Murder Over a Hot Dog 💩 […] The post Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child […] The post Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree

On Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: [email protected]🐦 Twitter/Instagram: @distortedview📘 Facebook: facebook.com/distortedviewshow Our New PO Box […] The post There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear

On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops […] The post My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2025

One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets […] The post One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows, […] The post Liquid Death Water Demon Juice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2025

Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted […] The post Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2025

The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

On Today’s Show: ✨ Today on the Show: 🎧 Sideshow Plug: Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to ⁠distortedview.com⁠ and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming. 📬 Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month DV Style:🧃 […] The post The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025

Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

On Today’s Show: 🔊 VOICEMAILS FEATURED TODAY: 💡 Support the Show & Keep the Stupid Flowing!Get exclusive bonus content by becoming a Sideshow member:👉 https://www.distortedview.com🎧 Available through Apple Podcasts & Spotify Premium Subscriptions🧡 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/distortedview Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2025

Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking

On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth […] The post Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2025

Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby

On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on […] The post Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest

On Today’s Episode: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage: Also in this episode: 🌟 Sideshow Deals This Week Only!👉 Monthly = $7.50👉 Yearly = $80Support DV and get exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and access to Discord.Sign up at DistortedView.com […] The post Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2025

Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast

On Today’s Episode: 🎙 Featured Audio: 🧼 Sponsor Alert: This episode is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — use code FREAK to get: 🛒 Visit AdamAndEve.com and use promo code FREAK! 💬 Quote of the Show: “My new car doesn’t have doors, but it does have zip-tie seatbelts and burlap seats. It’s called EXOTIC, bitches.” […] The post Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2025

America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos

On Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos. Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service 2. […] The post America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car

On Today’s Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2025

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – May 23, 2025💥 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: Tootsie Rolls and Thermal Runaways 🧠 On today’s psychotic swerve into the weekend: 🎤 Plus: 🛍️ Sponsored by AdamAndEve.com – Use code FREAK at checkout for free stuff, porn, gifts, and more. Even if you’re just moving furniture. […] The post A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2025

Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we’re capping things off with a […] The post Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2025

Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist

On Today’s Show: Voicemails from the Freaks: 💉 In the News: Kansas man tasered after biting officers and his own dog. Arrested. Dog’s fine. Colorado man claims 3,000 fentanyl pills are just for personal use (Judge: “lol no”). Texas woman smuggles fentanyl in her vagina. It’s the new Flintstones Chewable. WW2 grenade in a kid’s […] The post Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly

On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode: Mini-Episode Vibes:It’s a soft start to the week, but don’t miss tomorrow’s Sideshow-exclusive full-length show! Sign up now and get access to all the dirty, disgusting, depraved content you’ve been missing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2025

How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience

On Today’s Show: On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction […] The post How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2025

Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know…

On Today’s Show: 🎵 Musical Moments: 🧴 Also in this Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 📢 Programming Note: 🚗 Tim’s heading to Ashtabula, so Monday will feature a Best Of episode. New content will drop later in the day—stay tuned! 💸 Support the Show: 📬 Mailbag & Contact:✉️ [email protected]📬 P.O. Box 36268, Cincinnati, OH 45236📞 Voicemail: […] The post Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know… first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025

Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

On Today’s Show: 🧙‍♂️ Plus: 🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com! 00:00:00  Introduction 02:43:06  My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun 05:49:13  Woman Drives Through Street Fair 09:43:24  Idiot Child Gets Locked […] The post Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky

On Today’s Show: 🎈 Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🔗 Links Mentioned: 🧠 Get More DV!Join the freaks on the Sideshow for exclusive full-length episodes, bonus shows, and private RSS feeds. Sign up via the site, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or through Patreon. 🎙️ Support the Show 00:00:00  Introduction 01:37:23  Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03  Steven Asanti Is […] The post Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2025

Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a […] The post Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur

Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:06:17  Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02  Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09  Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14  Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say  16:44:03  Calling Dirty Butt Lover […] The post An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:01  Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05  Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03  Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man […] The post The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2025

AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00  Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20  An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24  The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12  Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09  Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04  Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22  Doing Jello Shots At The […] The post AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025

Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […] The post Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00  Introduction 02:41:15  Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05  The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […] The post A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2025

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