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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Comedy, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary, Stand-up, Documentary

4.81.1K Ratings

Overview

Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

624 Episodes

Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt

Distorted View Daily – Best Of Show (Classic Episode from January 2018)Host: Tim Henson It’s a Best Of Friday on Distorted View Daily, while Sideshow members get a brand-new exclusive episode. If you’re not already signed up, now’s the time—holiday deals are still live for a limited time. Plus, grab 20% off Distorted View merchandise […] The post Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2025

Shit Lump Intervention

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Christmas Eve Best Of (Classic Episode from 2014) Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you […] The post Shit Lump Intervention first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2025

Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily Christmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant […] The post Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2025

I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily

On Today’s Show: Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only). Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out […] The post I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2025

Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI, and the Epstein Question – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Wednesday, December 17, 2025 (Sideshow tease + Distorted News)Promo: Get $5 off the “Satan Away” t-shirt in the DV store — use promo code SATANAWAY (today only).Keywords: Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson, DV Sideshow, Satan Away shirt, Frankie McDonald AI, Zootopia 2 snake trend, Indonesian pit viper, Florida […] The post Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI, and the Epstein Question – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity Plates – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

On Today’s Show: DDistorted View Daily — Monday, December 15, 2025 (Show Notes) Kick off the week with 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and a fresh batch of filth, freaks: $3 off ALL Distorted View mugs (including new designs like Rimjob Raccoon) using promo code LATTE (L-A-T-T-E) at shop.distortedview.com. Today’s Highlights (aka: why your […] The post Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity Plates – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2025

Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025 Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | Satire Today’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella. Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only. […] The post Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shaughty sponge saga Today’s midweek freak-show is packed with medical misery, bad life choices, and holiday deals: 📞 Voicemail & Text LineCall or text 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) – or text 4HAIRYCUNT – to […] The post Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Monday, December 8, 2025Host: Tim HensonEpisode type: Free show / Adult comedy podcast / NSFW bizarre news, internet weirdos & Christmas misery It’s the start of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and Tim is kicking off the holidays by dangling promo codes in front […] The post You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2025

Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge

On Today’s Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly […] The post Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection

On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the […] The post The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eternal search for the perfect goddamn sink color. A listeners $25,000 sink suggestion: 00:00:00  Whhhaaaat Wednesday Deals: Last Chance To Save On Sideshow Membership 00:58:14  Introduction 03:02:06  Kitchen Reno Woes / Accused Of […] The post Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

Cam Girl STD Confessions, Human Washing Machines & MAGA Cock Trainers

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00  The DV Store: shop.distortedview.com 00:29:13  Introduction 01:57:00  Pooping Out A Fererro Rocher Chocolate Ball 03:00:22  MAGA Republic Penis Trainer 05:57:08  Showing Off STD’s On You Livestream 19:13:05  How Not To Pickup Women 24:06:09  Allergic To Virtual Reality Food 29:32:03  Cyber […] The post Cam Girl STD Confessions, Human Washing Machines & MAGA Cock Trainers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch […] The post Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2025

Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily

On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […] The post Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids!

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go […] The post Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK – 50% OFF 00:17:01  Introduction 02:55:13  Sex Toy Butthole Boomboxes 09:41:04  Banging Your Stepdaughter To Bring Mommy Home – From Efukt 14:45:02  Man Upset With The Weather Takes It Out On Everyone 17:18:14  Christian Complaining About Halloween At The City Council 21:22:07  White Supremacist At A City […] The post Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a […] The post Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist

On Today’s Show: On today’s show: Sponsor / Links: Contact / Community: Chapters / Timestamps: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:07  Today’s Listener Sponsor: The Jamhole: thejamhole.com 04:23:11 6 7 Is Dumb And Demonic – Satan’s Chant! 10:46:13  A Lesbian’s Life Is Ruined Because Of The Internet 16:19:14  Tonetta Is Back After Being Victimized (In A Good Way?) […] The post Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2025

Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty

On Today’s Show: Today’s episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a […] The post Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025

Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Support the Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2025

Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo

On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending […] The post Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes

On Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, March 8, 2016, Sideshow-era Sextastic Tuesday. Opening / Twitter & Period Blood Diva Cup Slam Poetry Sextastic Clips: Tourette’s & Teeny Peenies Sextastic Story: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Fuck Machine […] The post Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST

On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […] The post The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2025

Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie

On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […] The post Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping

On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12  Introduction 02:15:12  Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20  Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19  Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17  Old White People Will Call ICE […] The post From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2025

Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05  Introduction 00:24:02  Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24  Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14  The Bat Winged Demon […] The post Halloween Family Therapy With Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2025

A Four Alarm Booty Call!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post A Four Alarm Booty Call! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy […] The post Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The post Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2025

Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […] The post Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2025

Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat

On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II […] The post Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

Blasphemous To The Future

Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20  Introduction 02:21:11  What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08  The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT […] The post Blasphemous To The Future first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2025

Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy

Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com  PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09  Introduction 02:02:03  Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20  Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13  Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05  Parking Lot […] The post Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2025

Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:00:00  Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04  Introduction 02:07:18  Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17  What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00  Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13  Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage  15:30:04  Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks 19:48:22  Andrew Cuomo […] The post Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

Mystery of the Upper Butthole

On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07  Introduction 03:01:13  Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22  Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul […] The post Mystery of the Upper Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 13 October 2025

Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain

On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have a Job” 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tay’s “Good Wood” (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: “We Love Jesus” Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Today’s hotline […] The post Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2025

Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) […] The post Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ 🎙️ On Today’s Episode 💬 Sponsor Shoutouts DV Listener “Your Little Honey” – Today’s […] The post Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 6 October 2025

The Prolapse Cannoli

On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? It’s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Prolapse Cannoli first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 3 October 2025

Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where […] The post Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, […] The post Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 29 September 2025

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)

Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […] The post Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2025

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 22 September 2025

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […] The post Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2025

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […] The post Mysteries of the Easily Explainable first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting […] The post Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 15 September 2025

International House of Whores & Wurst

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes. […] The post International House of Whores & Wurst first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2025

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

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