Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is packed with furious service-industry meltdowns, PS5 destruction as child discipline, robot discrimination at the crosswalk, bee-based revenge, a dead sister’s skull-as-paperwork plan, and a fresh round of Mead Skelton employment failure. A classy little buffet. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Listener Confusion and […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, April 29th, 2026. |
| 0:04.6 | Coming up on the program today, using your dead relatives skull as a form of identification, |
| 0:09.3 | plus unleashing a swarm of bees on your enemies, |
| 0:12.7 | quitting your job in a furious gay rage, |
| 0:15.4 | and I'm mean and I'll be your server gal here at Chunky's Golden Futorama. |
| 0:22.6 | And now a history lesson with Alex Jones. |
| 0:27.0 | I'll tell the story right now. |
| 0:28.7 | If you don't believe me, get a pen and paper out. |
| 0:30.9 | I'm going to tell this right now, not to be gross or not to be silly or not to be python-esque. |
| 0:36.1 | This is real. |
| 0:36.9 | In fact, I even... |
| 0:38.4 | They still have their butts wiped for them. |
| 0:41.5 | Now, if you don't believe me, you Google, |
| 0:43.9 | Groom of the Stool. |
| 0:45.7 | You cannot make this up. |
| 0:47.0 | You will be reading mainstream, |
| 0:49.3 | university websites, mainstream news articles. |
| 0:52.9 | It's called the groom of the stool. |
| 0:56.7 | And a British lord follows the queen or king, |
| 0:59.9 | depending on what it is around, |
| 1:01.6 | follows them around, |
| 1:03.1 | and they set up in this big cabinet, |
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