Licensed Crack Dealer At Your Service
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Episode Summary Today’s show is a lovely little buffet of public meltdowns, fake radio hell, McDonald’s breakfast propaganda, a therapist who immediately forgets therapy, an airplane aisle bulldozer, barn-ready Mead nonsense, and a Florida crack theme that really ties the room together. Opening Chaos A full-on McDonald’s breakfast sandwich ad assault opens the show, complete […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, May 27th, 2026. |
| 0:04.3 | Coming up on the program today, the world's worst therapist versus a soft, effeminate gentleman. |
| 0:09.4 | Plus, a two-ton crimson-topped menacing denim bulldozes her way off a plane. |
| 0:14.5 | Someone's got a problem with a local crack dealer, and what should we have for breakfast? |
| 0:18.5 | Find out today on TV. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm sorry. and what should we have for breakfast? Find out today on TV! It's time for a distorted view. |
| 0:30.7 | Test of Mick Patience... Mick patients They're taking breakfast by the hand all over the land |
| 0:47.3 | It's a fresh new way to start your day |
| 0:50.3 | Get your cookie in a long hand on your way |
| 0:53.3 | Doodoole Yada Doodoole-Dooleada, Doolida. |
| 0:55.0 | McDonald's is taken to the highway, |
| 0:57.0 | Taken to the street, |
| 1:00.0 | With a sit-down breakfast when there's no time to eat, |
| 1:03.0 | Biscuit, bacon, egg, and cheese, |
| 1:06.0 | or sausage quake or without it, if you please. |
| 1:09.0 | Dooddy, doodoo dolea doolid now |
| 1:11.6 | Fresh baked biscuits are delicious made McDonald's way |
| 1:16.6 | filled with hot fresh eggs everyone great eggs |
| 1:18.6 | Take bacon or sausage along for the rye in a breakfast sandwich with a sizzle with a sizzle with the sizzle inside |
| 1:25.6 | Take breakfast by the hand with a fresh biscuit sandwich, |
| 1:28.3 | egg McMuffin, or sausage McMuffin with egg. |
| 1:30.3 | It's a good time for the great taste of big diamonds. |
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