It's Wednesday, April 1st, 2026.

Coming up on the program today, Mead Skelton responds to my sagging skin allegations,

plus some quality baritone prolapse hearts, my four-hour search for a fucking coffee mug,

and when bead jewelry and fiber arts make yo dick get hard.

All coming up today on Distorted View.

It's Goat Time Freaks, yeah, I'm talking to you.

Another day, another dollar in the can, spun from the filth of a very freaky man.

Here we go again Ringmaster on cue

Crack the mic, let the nightmare seep through

Built on the backs of weirders and cooks

My bread and butter, bad taste and puke

From the bottle to your ear buds crystal clear

Every gasp, every groan pipe right to your ear

If it's cursed obscene or morally wrong You you can bet your sweet ass, it's in this song.

Don't be shy, don't think, just consume, it's a cavalcade of chaos and an audio stew.

Laugh, cringe gag, in a jagoo to you, all coming up today on distorted view.

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We're freaks from the free side to the side show Listening to Timmy Boo Henson play gay fisting audio

No thanks Timmy Boo, I don't want to get the air fisting audio no thanks to me boo

I don't want to get the

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