Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🧠 Main Stories 🧬 “Mapping the Depths” Researchers have completed a 3D map of clitoral nerve structures, revealing a branching, dense “biological circuit board” of sensation. 🐰 Easter Bunny Assault A Pennsylvania mall incident turns weird fast: Reminder: Don’t grab holiday mascots. Ever. 👬 Island Boys: Dating Disaster One half […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Monday, March 30th, 2026 coming up on the program today, mapping the depths of the human pussy. |
| 0:08.1 | Plus, doing light gay incest by day and skeaving out ladies by night. |
| 0:13.1 | Grabbing the Easter bunny's tits will not net you a basket full of delicious chocolates. |
| 0:17.5 | And public masturbation at the Juggalo meetup. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay, guys, we're going to dozing dancing. |
| 0:25.6 | Let's show me my moves. |
| 0:28.1 | Let's do it. |
| 0:28.9 | Okay, guys, we're going to do sound about. |
| 0:30.5 | Frank McDonnell. |
| 0:31.3 | Winter is coming. |
| 0:33.6 | I'm Frankie MacDonald. |
| 0:34.7 | The winter's coming. |
| 0:35.8 | It's going to be a lot of snow in the United States, especially in Wisconsin. |
| 0:40.3 | We're going to be a lot of snow all across the United States, including Massachusetts, New York, New York, New Jersey. |
| 0:50.3 | It's going to be a lot of snow in Philadelphia, including Toronto, Ontario, Canada, in Montreal and town, Baxter. |
| 0:59.6 | To say, say, say, city, Nova Scotia. |
| 1:01.4 | Breaking down, winter is coming. |
| 1:03.4 | There's a lot of snow all across the United States, including North Dakota and South Dakota and Minnesota. |
| 1:09.0 | Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram, Rhy, it's going to be ice stars. Brank him down, winter is coming. Dakota and Minnesota. It's going to be a stormed towards Tennessee and Kentucky all across the lanes, Georgia. |
| 1:16.6 | It's going to be a lot of the windstorms. |
| 1:20.6 | It's going to be a lot of the windstorms. |
| 1:22.6 | Frank him down. |
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