The Filipino Dick-Washing Olympics – NEW SHOW!
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Friday, June 12th, 2026. Coming up on the program today, little Filipino women washing our big, fat, stinky American penises. Plus, grinder ghosting leads to a gay brother's vehicular violence. Spit on that thing. That thing being a police officer's face. And the mobile app that lets you know how annoying your co-workers are. All coming up today. |
| 0:28.8 | It's like an oxymoron, even to call them gay fags. |
| 0:30.4 | They're not gay. |
| 0:31.9 | They're miserable. |
| 0:34.4 | They're hellbound sinners. |
| 0:37.5 | Let you know my name? |
| 0:38.6 | Rump Rangers It's anal copulating |
| 0:40.5 | If I saw you in heaven |
| 0:43.2 | God hates fags |
| 0:45.0 | The hell were your fag army |
| 0:46.8 | Would you feel the drag |
| 0:50.1 | Fags die |
| 0:51.8 | God laughs |
| 0:53.0 | If I saw you in heaven Fags die. God laughs. Fags die. Fags do nations. |
| 0:59.0 | Amen. |
| 1:00.0 | I must be strong. |
| 1:02.0 | Listen up, America. |
| 1:03.0 | They're not gay. |
| 1:05.0 | They're fags. |
| 1:06.0 | And carry on. |
| 1:08.0 | God hates fags. |
| 1:10.0 | Because I know I don't belong |
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