A Lesson In Ejaculating Into Fat Flabs
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria, a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers, mummy sourdough, and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer’s. Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Episode Highlights Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Monday, June 8th, 2026. |
| 0:04.8 | Coming up on the program today, a porch pirate pilfer's poop pamper. |
| 0:09.2 | Plus, jizzing inside those fat flabs, a distorted view instructional series. |
| 0:14.7 | And baking up some bread from an ancient mummy's yeast infection. |
| 0:18.4 | All this was your voicemails. |
| 0:20.1 | Today. |
| 0:22.9 | Okay, Target, you have a gay pride problem. |
| 0:29.7 | And the Bible says pride goes before a fall. |
| 0:36.0 | That has kind of happen to you. |
| 0:38.6 | You've been losing lots of money, |
| 0:41.3 | and God is happy that you are losing money. |
| 0:46.9 | Because you oppose God. |
| 0:50.6 | And because you oppose God, |
| 0:53.6 | he opposes you. |
| 0:56.6 | There's only two kingdoms, life and darkness. |
| 1:02.5 | Target has chose to work for hell. |
| 1:07.6 | Target has chose to allow anybody in the little girls bat through. |
| 1:15.1 | That is perversion. |
| 1:17.0 | That is wicked. |
| 1:18.5 | It's not okay with God. |
| 1:20.5 | And if people get molested in your store, you are accountable. |
| 1:28.4 | Be refute |
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