Horny for Exhaust Pipes and Brake Pedals

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Comedy, News Commentary, Stand-up, Society & Culture, Documentary, News

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Episode […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, June 5th,
0:03.2	2026 coming up on the program today.
0:05.5	Which character from Seinfeld is actually a demonic mermaid witch demon?
0:09.6	Plus, some barefoot pedal pumping to get you rock hard this weekend.
0:14.3	And if you want a Thomas the Tank Engine pussy fleshlight,
0:17.8	I know a guy that can hook you up.
0:19.6	All coming up today.
0:23.1	Distorted View Daily.
0:25.0	Proudly presents getting raped to Christmas music.
0:29.8	You're about to have the very, very best.
0:34.6	I think little music would be appropriate
0:37.6	So why don't you sing me
0:39.6	Some jingle bells
0:40.9	Come on, you just sing it for me
0:45.1	No
0:47.8	I said sing jingle bells
0:49.8	Chingle bells
0:53.8	That's right That's right
0:57.8	That's good
0:59.0	That's good
1:00.1	Yeah
1:01.7	Yeah
	...

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