The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful garbage fire of AI romance, vaginal odor scholarship, panic-wine thievery, and one Louisiana buffet possibly trying to turn roadside venison into dinner service. In other words, business as usual. Episode Highlights AI Love, But Make It Abusive The Top Five […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, April 27th, 2026.
0:04.1	Coming up on the program today when your asshole AI boyfriend forces you to get a really bad tattoo.
0:09.8	Plus, the top five nastiest pussy smells, stealing wine during an active shooter situation.
0:15.6	And guess what disgusting shit China Queen is trying to sneak into your beef chow fun?
0:23.3	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought you by...
0:27.2	I didn't mean anything. It's just getting so angry.
0:30.1	Enough. Enough. Enough.
0:32.6	Enough. I'm going to give you something to scream about. Get over here.
0:36.8	Get up.
0:40.9	Get up!
0:41.3	I get it.
0:42.6	I'm talking you.
0:43.4	Get up!
0:43.8	I can't get it!
0:45.7	Stop crying!
0:47.2	You're asking for it again!
0:49.5	Want to get away?
0:50.6	Now you can.
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0:58.5	It's Distorted View Daily, sponsored by TV listener Duncan.
1:03.7	New turds on the tenderloins?
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