Remote Telepathic Pussy Cleaning And Testosteroney Twat
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a lovely descent into dead fridge rats, remote telepathic pussy maintenance, bargain-bin podcasting, and a woman who tried to smuggle a full bottle of Pinot Grigio inside her own personal wine cellar. In other words, we’re ending the week strong. Opening Chaos […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Friday, June 26, |
| 0:03.4 | 2020. |
| 0:04.2 | Coming up on the program today, |
| 0:05.6 | which Tick Tart is keeping her dead pet rats in the refrigerator, |
| 0:09.7 | plus remote telepathic pussy cleaning, |
| 0:12.8 | and storing a 1978 Bordeaux in my wine cellar. |
| 0:16.5 | And by wine cellar, I mean my vagina. |
| 0:18.9 | All this was your voicemails today. |
| 0:23.8 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents a test of patience. |
| 0:30.5 | What's the deal with tests of patience? |
| 0:33.5 | It's not a multiple choice. |
| 0:35.1 | What is it, a final exam? |
| 0:36.5 | I mean, we're not sitting down with a pen and paper in front of a stuffy teacher. |
| 0:40.2 | What is this test? and uh... bork, uh, and |
| 0:55.0 | uh, and the uh, and uh, and uh, and uh, but uh, uh, uh, I'm |
| 1:11.0 | a |
| 1:13.0 | a |
| 1:14.0 | Poh. I'm going to be able to be. I'm going to be. I'm The I'm The |
| 1:28.3 | I'm |
| 1:29.3 | The |
| 1:30.3 | I'm |
| 1:31.3 | I'm |
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