Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon

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Tim Henson

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4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening […]

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0:00.0	He's a tropical summertime salmon.
0:05.6	Yeah, look at all these side show deals.
0:10.1	It'll right there.
0:11.4	Only $7.50 for a monthly.
0:15.2	And how about it is?
0:17.2	Older.
0:18.6	I feel like I'm doing an Italian accent.
0:21.1	I can't believe Tim is making me do this voice.
0:24.5	For a yearly membership, only $80.
0:28.5	It's a very good deal.
0:30.5	Oh, so good with the pepperoni and the manicari and the ricotoni.
0:37.7	Okay, I think that's enough.
0:39.5	I'm sorry.
0:40.4	I tried my best.
0:42.0	My island accent.
0:43.7	Is it not so good?
0:45.5	Right back to Italian.
0:47.4	This week only, side show memberships are on sale.
0:50.3	Grab a monthly for 750 or a yearly for 80.
0:54.5	Go to distorted view.com right now, Mom.
0:57.7	Every week we do full-length episodes of DV just for side show members and exclusive mini
1:03.6	bonus segment shows.
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