Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

News, News Commentary, Society & Culture, Comedy, Stand-up, Documentary

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world’s worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy. […]

The post Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, April 15th, 2026.
0:04.5	Coming up on the program today, now autistics have their own gender.
0:08.2	Why do they get everything?
0:09.6	Plus, double no pleasure, double no fun, introducing the asexual twins.
0:14.6	And why does chopping up a human being just feel so good?
0:19.1	Find out today on TV!
0:22.9	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:24.9	please stand for the
0:26.9	Star-Spangled Banner.
0:28.8	Music I'm B'nobu' I'm B'am so you know and I'm and I and I and so I'm a of the I'm B'am Bha'am and I'm Oh my Ah
0:55.0	Ah
0:57.0	and
0:58.0	Ah
0:59.0	Ha
1:00.0	Ha
1:02.0	Oh Like, I'm Absolutely. It's Distorted View Daily, Sponsored by TV
1:49.5	Degree Listener, He Might aphasion.
1:53.8	I just want to see.
1:55.7	How dare you?
1:57.2	It looks like a festering, rotting foot.
2:05.9	What the fuck? What the fuck! Yes, Dimenson back here with you for your midweek episode of DV. Have a great one for you. And it's a sponsored affair today. Roder
2:13.3	pay, tell us a little more. Oh, you're going to love this one, Tim.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tim Henson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Tim Henson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.