Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎶 Opening Chaos ☕ The Mug Saga Continues 📺 90 Day Fiancé Madness (Final Installment… maybe) 🌱 “Lawns Are Racist” (Yes, Really) 🧟 Joe Update: The Saga Gets Worse 🗞️ Distorted News 🇯🇵 Japan’s Testicle Crackdown 🇬🇧 Sauce Rage Gone Wrong 🐊 Florida: Dead Gator Road Trip 📢 Listener Interaction […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, April 8th, 2026. |
| 0:04.5 | Coming up on the program today, craving the smell of female penis. |
| 0:08.5 | Plus, having a well-manicured lawn is racist. |
| 0:11.4 | And when your mom's a prostitute and the fungal shell around your genital warts won't stop crusting over. |
| 0:18.1 | Jesus Christ. |
| 0:19.4 | All coming up today. |
| 0:38.9 | Music Stop crusting over. Jesus Christ. All coming up today. Suck, suck, suck my bloody pussy Leak, lick, click, my bloody pussy My vagina ain't handicapped |
| 0:41.8 | My bloody pussy |
| 0:44.4 | Leck click, lick, like my bloody pussy |
| 0:47.2 | Sock, suck, suck, suck my bloody pussy |
| 0:50.1 | My vagina ain't handicapped |
| 0:53.6 | I'm handicapped Fuck, fuck my bloody pussy |
| 1:09.0 | Suck, sysop my bloody pussy Suck, fuck, fuck, fuck, my bloody pussy. Suck, suck, suck my bloody pussy. |
| 1:12.7 | Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, my bloody pussy. |
| 1:15.8 | My vagina and handicapped. |
| 1:18.3 | Fafaf, my bloody pussy. |
| 1:21.1 | Suck, suck, suck, my bloody pussy. |
| 1:23.9 | Leek, click, lick, lick, my bloody pussy. |
| 1:27.0 | My vagina is beautiful. My vagina is beautiful |
| 1:29.3 | My pussy is beautiful |
| 1:31.3 | My inus is beautiful |
| 1:34.3 | Eat my tampon |
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