Dragging Your Great Value Gut Across The Floor

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Stand-up, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a big greasy pile of escort gonorrhea, immobile fat-fetish filth, Steven Dawson insisting he has not died, Taco Bell soda warfare, and Scientology speedrunners treating church properties like live-action video games. Basically, a classy way to end the week. Episode Highlights Opening […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, May 1st.
0:04.0	Cinco da Uno.
0:05.8	Coming up on the program today, gonorrhea strikes our favorite female escort again.
0:10.1	Plus, when you're so fat, you're forced to buy generic brand junk food just so you won't go broke.
0:15.8	And another U-Tard announces, he hasn't died yet.
0:19.0	All this was your voicemails today.
0:23.9	Oh! Hart announces he hasn't died yet. All this was your voicemails today. I.
0:28.2	Hey, right.
0:32.4	We are two and play.
0:34.7	I like to drink.
0:35.7	This ball of grain. This ball. This ball. This ball of grail. This ball, this ball, this ball, this ball.
0:41.3	A nice boy, you're here,
0:44.3	a nice boy, you're hitting.
0:48.3	You're good or what?
0:51.3	A nice boy, baby.
0:53.3	A nice boy, hey, a nice boy, hey. A nice ball, you're a nice boy, a nice boy in.
0:56.7	A nice boy in a nice boy.
0:58.9	You're booting a wife.
1:01.1	A boy created.
1:03.9	A nice boy you're here.
1:06.2	A nice boy you're hit.
1:08.6	A nice boy you.
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