Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Comedy, News Commentary, Stand-up, Society & Culture, Documentary, News

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Episode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage […]

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Monday, June 15th, 2026.
0:04.4	Coming up on the program today, Sagittarius,
0:06.5	shouty goes to war with a traveling prostitute.
0:09.4	Plus, finding your pool toy ass up in your bedroom,
0:12.7	begging to be squeaked up against.
0:14.7	And the UFC White House fight was just missing a little televised vomit.
0:18.9	So let's rectify that.
0:23.2	I've fallen.
0:25.1	And I can get up.
0:28.2	Get up.
0:31.4	Get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get.
0:33.6	Get up.
0:33.9	Get, get, get, get.
0:35.6	And I can't I'm Oh, Oh, Oh,
0:55.0	Oh,
0:56.0	and
0:57.0	Oh,
0:58.0	and
0:59.0	I'm Yeah It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
1:41.5	How far do you score?
1:42.8	Christian now fears his flatulence.
1:45.2	Also do a Google search for little Asian girls' feet.
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