Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, March 25th, 2026.

Coming up on the program today, it's the most wonderful time of the year.

World Down Syndrome Day.

Plus, Michelle Dugger gets in a screaming match with a fake journalist,

hungry, horny, and dripping greenish-brown discharge from your pussy,

and a child foot fetish umpire crumbles.

All this coming up today.

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had a nice workout so the smell is quite potent wow it smells like

lemonade mixed with a bit of pre-hummusecretion perhaps tiny tiny bit which is interesting because i

didn't know the gym turned me on that much apparently it does but basically i just uh been doing my

taxes got word from my accountant that i

owe a sizable chunk of tax so it's a little you know a little stressful so anyway this

popery of divine masculine juju from my crotch is really helping me transmute it It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.

Try new peanut butter eggs.

I love muscles.

I can eat pussy for days, says Tim.

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