Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits

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Tim Henson

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4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Episode Summary A short Wednesday show, but still somehow stuffed with horse noises, public sex audio, anal poop hacks, Pastor Manning filth, a New Zealand birthday-party sex-toy trial, and a woman at the dog park screaming like she was raised in a cinder block. Episode Highlights Meade Corner Public Meltdown, Private Thrusting Trashy People, Trashier […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, April 22nd, 2026.
0:04.1	Coming up on the program today, how many times did Mead Skelton say, yeah, on his most recent live stream?
0:09.6	Hint, like him, it's over 40.
0:11.9	Plus, when a tennis match is interrupted by good deep dickon and sticking a finger in your butt to get a quality bowel movement going.
0:19.2	All this, push your voicemails today.
0:38.0	I can show you my whole, wrinkly, glistening so messy Toxic cocked and locked
0:41.0	Yes he will pump his load in me
0:44.9	I can open your hole
0:48.8	Push my dig in where light fades
0:53.9	Over sideways and under on this magic viral ride.
1:00.8	A horror load.
1:04.8	Pints of tainted escargo.
1:08.7	When I start screaming, oh, I'm about to blow
1:12.8	And fill your guts with
1:14.9	deadly cream
1:16.3	A whole pot's load
1:19.2	Shooting out your dirty
1:23.1	Chode
1:24.2	My busted asshole reamed
1:26.8	It's a camfueled dream.
1:29.2	Infected with the poison come of you.
1:35.1	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
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