Smart Underwear for Your Demonic Ass Gas
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy little sampler platter of therapeutic nonsense, human pet-play home improvement, drunk-driver denial, a substitute teacher going fully unglued, and technology that now tracks your ass gas like it’s your heart rate. The future is stupid and smells bad. Opening Chaos A fake Discount Drug Mart ad kicks things […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Friday, May 15th, 2026. |
| 0:04.2 | Coming up on the program today, kink-slut relationship therapists are a real thing, apparently. |
| 0:09.9 | Plus, crate training your sub-pupy slave boy, when your substitute teacher is also a million-dollar hooker. |
| 0:16.5 | And don't forget to put on your smart fart tracker. |
| 0:19.5 | All coming up today. |
| 0:24.9 | Thank you. And don't forget to put on your smart fart tracker. All coming up today. Discount drug marks save you the runaround. |
| 0:28.6 | Discount drug marks save you the runaround. |
| 0:32.1 | You'll find everything you need. |
| 0:35.2 | Feeling sluggish, it may be your butthole needing more sodium. This week, one-liter bottles |
| 0:40.6 | of great whole of China soy sauce colon cleanse is on sale for $4.99. Moose knuckle farms, |
| 0:47.4 | bedtime vaginal garlic clothes will cure moderate to severe yeast infections overnight. And if you |
| 0:53.4 | happen to be on your period, you'll wake up |
| 0:55.4 | with a delicious all-natural marinera sauce in your panties. It's essential oil month at discount |
| 1:01.7 | drug mart. Save on Dr. Strange Poon's oil of oregano, the natural cure for chlamydia. With just a few dabs, |
| 1:09.0 | Dr. Strange Poon will eliminate any painful urination, discharge, or swollen testicles. An incredible value at 1499 for a 4-ounce bottle. That's Dr. Strange Poon's oil of oregano. And ladies, if you happen to be on your period, you'll wake up with a delicious all-natural marinera sauce in your panties. |
| 1:28.5 | This cup, drug marks save you the runaround. |
| 1:32.1 | You'll find everything you need. |
| 1:35.2 | It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson. |
| 1:38.9 | Black people matter. |
| 1:41.3 | Yeah, black people matter. |
| 1:44.3 | I can smell you and have a big pussy. I. People matter. I can smell you in my big pussy. |
| 1:47.2 | I can eat pussy for days, says Tim. |
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