Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

News, News Commentary, Society & Culture, Comedy, Stand-up, Documentary

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Friday, mate, eh?
0:03.7	Hello?
0:05.7	Who are? Get out of you!
0:07.7	Oh my God!
0:10.1	He's biting me!
0:11.7	Ah!
0:13.6	Ah!
0:14.8	Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. me. I'm Friday, May,, 2026.
0:55.0	Coming up, Brains.
1:00.0	Oh, wow, wow,
1:04.0	eat brains.
1:09.0	Consume brains.
1:17.4	It's action news at 11, Fort Wayne's number two source for all things, Indiana, with Don Lestank and Maria Armpiz.
1:28.4	A former Fort Wayne mayor is getting some national attention.
1:32.3	Thousands of people voted online to name the new city county building in his honor.
1:36.8	But that probably won't happen because of his name.
1:40.2	News Channel 15's Don Austin is here to explain.
1:43.2	Well, Heather, Mark, the people voted and the top pick so far with more than 10,000 votes is the Harry Balls Government Center,
1:50.5	named after one of the city's longest serving mayors, but not everyone's on board with that name.
1:55.9	To pick the new name for the building, people went over to Feedbackfortwain.org.
1:59.9	They made suggestions and voted.
2:02.0	The overwhelming frontrunner was the Harry Balls Government Center.
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