Hey, freaks, it's Monday, April 6th, 2026, coming up on the program today when your fiancé shits all over you in her sleep.

Plus, the Honorable Judge Bitch presiding.

And is a sharp-toothed demon hiding inside of your lady's vagina.

I'll tell you the warning signs to look out for.

All this, but your voicemails today.

Distorted View Daily proudly presents responding to an online hater.

You look like you suck dick from the back in a sneaking-ass Cadillac.

You swear-haired bitch looking like all your life.

You've been a motherfucking trick.

That's why your motherfucking booty is long and your motherfucking breath is strong

because all day you been sucking on dingalong all motherfucking day you dick eating prick

looking like all your motherfucking life, your motherfucking ass been stinking.

Okay, use a stinking booty hole and you know you gotta go

and you mad because your mama ain't shit and now you mad cause you ain't it stop wearing that

bitch dick sucking wigs and go eat a motherfucking fig you rusty ass big booty pig you mad because

i'm the best and bitch you are less you was just a test okay

you weird wolf chop a head trick eat my ass like you suck that dick okay do that for yourself

all right cause i ain't got time because bitch i'm gonna simply be divined and age like some good

ass wine that poor do something ho mm-hmm said what I said, bitch go to bed.

It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.

Yes, Tim Henson back here with you finally for a brand new episode as we start the week.

Got a great one for you.

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