A Big-Titted Dragon Mom Demands Her Kids Back
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a public suicide scene turned into spectator sport, to bargain-bin blackface rap disasters, to deranged VR fake-family hostage drama, to a Subway customer screaming through a sandwich order like the world’s angriest condiment director. Just a beautiful start to the week. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Public Freakouts and Human […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Monday, May 4th, 2026. |
| 0:04.0 | Coming up on the program today, encouraging the suicidal to quote, jump, motherfucker. |
| 0:08.5 | Plus, holding fake family members hostage in VR. |
| 0:11.9 | When you try to haggle for a better price at Ross dressed for less and end up getting arrested, |
| 0:16.5 | and forcing a public park to become a haven for nudists. |
| 0:19.8 | All coming up today. |
| 0:23.0 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents Women's Forum, |
| 0:28.3 | a safe space for ladies to discuss lady things. |
| 0:32.9 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:33.6 | Yeah, if I'm in the mood. |
| 0:36.1 | It's definitely depends on where I am. |
| 0:38.4 | I can get into |
| 0:39.2 | a little salad tossing too if a little ass licking. Mm-hmm. In the right, if I know, you know, definitely have the pre-sex shower. Like, I can't be wondering or worrying about anything like that. During, like, Kondolingus, like he's going, warming up. |
| 0:55.4 | I really like on my back. about anything like that. Like, kind of like he's going, warming up. |
| 0:55.0 | I really like on my back, I'm already turned on, lift me up and just lick all the way around. |
| 1:03.0 | Start at the beginning of the crack and end at my belly button. |
| 1:07.0 | Wow. |
| 1:08.0 | Not like over and over again, but just like throw it in the mix. |
| 1:11.5 | It's good. |
| 1:12.4 | It's good, yeah. |
| 1:13.5 | We're from behind, just like, cummaling is from behind. |
| 1:16.9 | That also includes the ass area a little bit. |
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