Hey guys, Tim back here to introduce a best of show. Everything's cool, no cause for alarm,

just need a little extra time to get the show up. So later today, I'll have a brand new episode

of DV. Right now, though, I have got a sponsored best of program. I like this. DV listener

Ropes of Nut messaged in,, PayPaling $25. He said,

I want nothing for this sponsorship. In fact, I want to sponsor your next Best of Show.

Well, that time is now. Thank you so much, Ropes of Nut. I'm literally getting paid to do nothing.

I'd like more of those sponsorships, if at all possible.

Thank you.

As for the best up show, I have for you right now.

This is from 10 years ago.

So, 2016, is there anything more annoying than when someone tries to describe their dream

to you, right?

It's only interesting to the person who had the dream.

It's boring.

It means nothing to anyone who's actually listening to this story.

And since it was a dream, there were no, like, real stakes, right?

So if you start telling a dream to someone about how, like, you dreamt you were in a bank and it was being robbed,

the friend listening doesn't have the feel concerned because none of this happened, you know,

it doesn't mean anything.

No one wants to hear your dream.

That being said, this best of show features me describing my dream to you. But, you know, I do it in a

fun way. I turn it into a game show that revolves mainly around poop. Sit back or shit back and

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