Arby’s Has the Meats and All the Herpes

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Comedy, News Commentary, Stand-up, Society & Culture, Documentary, News

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up phone-based paranoia, a fresh crop of internet-brained lunatics, an Arby’s herpes lawsuit, and a Walmart scream-fight powered almost entirely by racial tension and cat-piss accusations. Basically, another nutritious breakfast from Distorted View Daily. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates Opening Chaos ️ Distorted News Arby’s has the meats, and […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, June 24th,
0:03.6	2026. Coming up on the program today,
0:06.0	Arby's has the meats and all the STDs.
0:10.2	Plus, letting a trans woman squirt down your throat
0:12.8	and getting hassled by a cat piss-pillin bitch
0:16.4	inside of a grocery store.
0:18.0	All this with your voicemails today.
0:26.9	Hello.
0:29.4	Hello, is this Dr. Marsden?
0:32.0	Yes, how can I help you?
0:36.2	This is Grega from your phone carrier.
0:38.3	From who?
0:40.0	From Metro PCS Yes
0:40.8	I just wanted to say you look nice today
0:43.5	What
0:45.8	You look nice today
0:47.1	I was looking at you through the camera
0:49.0	And I just want to say you look especially nice today
0:51.8	Man, you don't get the fuck off my phone?
0:54.6	What? No, I was a compliment, sir.
0:57.7	Wow. He didn't like that. Let me try him one more time.
1:02.5	Man, what do you want?
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