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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating Apps

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

News, Society & Culture, Documentary, News Commentary, Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff […]

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0:00.0

Hey, freaks, it's Monday, April 13th, 2026. Coming up on the program today, death fat for cutie is the all morbidly obese cover band you didn't know you needed. Plus, I unlocked the panda bear skin for AI Jesus Christ and the police officer looking to hook up during an armed standoff. All this, but your voicemails. Daddy!

0:31.3

Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in the fat acceptance movement.

0:36.7

I know a lot of fat folks in my sphere like to reclaim the word fat.

0:39.7

Instead of using words like morbid or obese.

0:46.3

I know that there's a new movement going around in like the body acceptance sphere that is called fatigories and what it describes is the different levels of privilege you have based on how

0:51.6

fat you are. And so there's things like small fat, midfat, super fat, and death fat.

0:57.1

And death fat was coined in 2008 to describe folks that are so overweight that they're at risk

1:02.9

of dying.

1:03.7

I have a question.

1:04.5

Can you tell me what category of fat I fit in?

1:06.6

So it's based on your shirt size.

1:08.4

So if you are a 1 or 2x, you are small fat.

1:11.6

3 to 4x, you are midfat.

1:13.9

5 to 6x, you are super fat.

1:16.3

It's based on what level of privilege you have in the world.

1:19.6

So someone in a small fat category may not struggle getting on an airplane.

1:24.3

But someone in a midfat or super fat may not be able to use even the airplane

1:28.4

extender.

1:29.6

It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.

1:48.8

Yes, Tim Henson back here you, kicking off on New Week of Shows.

1:50.2

Oh, it feels good.

1:52.5

Posting this program at the normal time.

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