Hey Freaks, it's Monday, May 25th, 2026. Coming up on the program today, a U-Tart's clone is spraying his jizz across England, a fun walk down domestic abuse lane, grandpa dry, humps a ring doorbell while wearing a thong, and a crab shack's little N-word problem. All this was your voicemails. Today on TV!

I'm ashamed to be an American where the facts can freely roam. They spread their filth around this land. Every pervert calls it home. So I'm gladly stand up with a picket sign and proclaim God's word today.

Because there ain't no doubt about this land. God hates the USA.

You pledge allegiance to the fags who run all of America and to all the filth for which they stand,

feces eaters, under Satan, disease spreaders, hating liberty, denying justice to all.

You pledge allegiance to the flag, knowing God hates America, and all the sin for which she stands.

God haters, under Satan, united in evil, hating liberty, denying justice to all.

You're a filthy flag, you're a red bloody flag,

and the perverts they love you to wave.

You're the emblem of the fags they love,

the home of the warped and depraig. Everything they do, beneath your red, white, and blue

makes a decent folks all want to gag. They'll face the wrath of God for sure, because they

worshiped a filthy flag.

A wicked land of Sodomites, your world trade centers gone, with crashing planes and burning flames to hell their souls have flowed

O wicked land of sodomites you've reached the bottom rug on top of all your filthy deeds you eat each other's

that's nasty! America! America!

God showed his wrath to thee.

He cursed his land with his own hand and showed his sovereignty.

As I was walking a ribbon of highway, I saw above me God's anger give way,

I saw around me a burning tower giving a preview of hell.

This land is bad land, the raging madland, from California to the New York wasteland, from the

glad red forest to the Gulfstream waters

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