Sex Party Line Schizophrenia
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A last-minute Monday best-of turns into a beautiful disaster: Lord Douche’s mug crisis finally ends, the world nearly gets flattened by space junk, the sex party line coughs up fresh lunatics, and Tim revisits one of the filthiest, weirdest freak-show episodes from 2013. ☕ Mug […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, Tim back here to introduce a best of show for your Monday. |
| 0:05.9 | It's been a very busy weekend looking for mugs. |
| 0:09.2 | It was Mother's Day. |
| 0:10.3 | I rolled back into town a little bit late. |
| 0:13.3 | So we will be back later today with a brand new episode of D.B. |
| 0:17.2 | Right now, though, I thought we'd play a best of show. |
| 0:20.2 | By the way, speaking of mugs, we found this. I thought we'd play a best of show. By the way, speaking of |
| 0:21.2 | mugs, we found this, I don't know if you follow me on social media, you really should, |
| 0:26.9 | on Facebook. I posted a picture of this. We found what ended up being the exact same |
| 0:35.7 | goddamn mug that I broke. |
| 0:38.7 | In the store, the thrift store, it looked very similar. |
| 0:42.4 | And when we got at home, we compared, I mean, the logos are different because these |
| 0:47.2 | mugs, I guess, were used to just advertise different products, you know, branding and stuff. |
| 0:52.3 | So the original mug of Lord Dushes was like for the, whatever, Dublin City Chamber of Commerce. |
| 0:59.2 | This new mug, it's exactly the same except the logo on it is for CTX trucking. |
| 1:04.9 | But that's okay. |
| 1:06.5 | It was an amazing find. |
| 1:08.9 | It was 99 cents at the Thrift Store. |
| 1:11.4 | You know, mugs used mugs aren't going for a lot at thrift stores. |
| 1:15.6 | But still, 99 cents. |
| 1:17.2 | Our long, painful, emotionally scarring national nightmare is over with until I break this mug, too. |
| 1:24.7 | Which a lot of people suggested in the comments. |
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