How The Holy Spirit Ruined A Perfect Strap-On Pegging Empire
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, June 10th, 2026. Coming up on the program today, the battle over luxury exotic penis creams. |
| 0:08.9 | Plus, sashaying down the street with a 12-inch strap on trying to drum up business. |
| 0:13.4 | A drunken, belligerent, hisitic Jew goes out for a walk and charting your farting. |
| 0:18.2 | Has science gone too far? Find out today. |
| 0:23.1 | It is wrong to circumcise baby boys. |
| 0:29.6 | What about their civil ride? |
| 0:34.6 | So stop doing this crazy act. |
| 0:40.2 | Why cut a perfectly healthy skin? |
| 0:45.0 | Chopin, oh, so you begin, circumcision. |
| 0:51.3 | Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-pum-pum-pum-pamp-pamp-pamp-pam-ppam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pam-pah So stop So stop |
| 1:00.0 | Circumcising boys |
| 1:03.0 | Enough with this primitive torture |
| 1:08.0 | Once you are 18 |
| 1:10.0 | You can do whatever you want with your skin you can cut your |
| 1:14.5 | ears you can do whatever you want but a poor baby ah that's wrong |
| 1:22.9 | p p pampum pa pa pa p ppa Remember Chopin is against |
| 1:29.1 | Circumcist |
| 1:29.9 | It's Distorted View Daily |
| 1:32.7 | With Tim Henson |
| 1:34.3 | New turds on the tenderloins |
| 1:36.2 | I'm not quite sure |
| 1:37.7 | Why I'm here or what I'm doing |
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