Jesus Delivered Me From Toe Lust
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Episode Summary Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates The Lord taketh away the toe […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Monday, June 29th, 2026. |
| 0:04.0 | Coming up on the program today, |
| 0:05.4 | foot fetishists are starting to repent, turn to Jesus, |
| 0:08.4 | and beg to wash his feet, I guess. |
| 0:10.6 | Plus, it's another installment of Katie Susa's meth-fueled hallucination theater. |
| 0:15.2 | And a racist live streamer is caught banging a trans woman. |
| 0:18.7 | All this was your voicemails today. |
| 0:23.1 | Here come the gays. |
| 0:26.2 | Here come the gays. |
| 0:31.6 | Gay. |
| 0:34.9 | Poverid marriage, pervert marriage. |
| 0:39.5 | It's not real marriage to me. |
| 0:44.3 | Pervert marriage, perfect marriage, how can it be? |
| 0:48.6 | I don't mind the gays. |
| 0:56.7 | They're perfectly fabulous in many ways, but I do not agree With homosexuality Marriage should be |
| 0:58.3 | Between a man and a woman |
| 0:59.8 | That's how God said it should be |
| 1:02.0 | It's always an agenda |
| 1:04.1 | And if it's not about equality |
| 1:06.9 | Purr marriage |
| 1:09.5 | Purge marriage |
| 1:10.6 | It's not real marriage to me Third marriage, pervert marriage, it's not real marriage to me. |
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