Hey, freaks, it's Friday, April 24th, 2026.

Coming up on the program today, I really have tranny weight gain fever.

Plus, wrapping about your hatred of lasagna, a foot lover attempts a drive-by-toe compliment,

and aggressively yanking on a 16th century penis.

All this was your voicemails.

Today on TV.

Distorted view Daily proudly presents another installment of Sandra Bullock is an evil witch.

It's me, Stacey Kedison. I've been notified that Sandra Bullock is in with the University of

Wisconsin School here in Madison, Wisconsin, and in Wisconsin.

And I got the approval of the school and some of the students and faculty to burn me alive.

So I've been told that Sandra Bullock and the people that have made a plot to murder me and burn me alive are to be picked up and deported.

I don't give a damn what Sandy Bullock thinks she's entitled to.

She ripped off my protective covering, got my mother raped into my mother penetrated me.

She penetrated and defiled my over and blew it up while I was on my period

because I said I wasn't going to have any children that I was going to give to the devil.

So I don't give a damn about Sandy Bullock or anybody that feels sorry for.

Want to make your vegetable sandwich taste better or enjoy eating vegetables more?

Try having some hummus and also trying something new that I have discovered, honey, balsamic, blaze blaze or dressing just because someone is a witchcraft

crime horror doesn't mean they're a better german than me it's distorted view daily with tim henson

that really gave me tranny baby fever i just wanted to say there's no shit in the anus right now.

I can eat pussy for days, says Tim. I don't have kitty milk.

Yes, Tim Hudson back here with you for your Friday episode of TV. Have a great one for you.

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