Judge Judy Found Your Groin Lesion
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cracks open a gloriously sweaty Sideshow mess packed with busted national anthems, STD paperwork on Judge Judy, a toilet allegedly murdered by one very large backside, porn sites trying to become prestige TV, a woman dropping a public deuce on a public bus, school […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Freaks, Tim back here with you to introduce a Best of Show. |
| 0:04.7 | I am back down here in Cincinnati. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm ready to record a new show for you, just not quite yet. |
| 0:12.4 | There will be a new episode of DV today. |
| 0:15.6 | That one will be just for side show freaks. |
| 0:18.4 | So that's coming up a little bit later today. |
| 0:20.5 | Right now, though, enjoy this best-of-show. |
| 0:23.1 | All right, everyone can enjoy this one. |
| 0:25.0 | The following is a Distorted View Side Show exclusive podcast. |
| 0:29.8 | Ouch, you stupid fucking moron. |
| 0:32.7 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents Rosie O'Donnell, acting retarded. |
| 0:39.7 | Excellent. |
| 0:41.4 | There you are. |
| 0:42.8 | You'll have to take me to a super save tomorrow because I have a sale. |
| 0:45.9 | You're there for a pilot. |
| 0:47.8 | Jesse's delicious. |
| 0:49.1 | He's going to take me today to get a new toilet seat because mine got broken and it was sliding. |
| 0:54.6 | You don't have a fall off of it. |
| 0:56.2 | Like, whoa. |
| 0:57.8 | Do we have assistance play the road number one for toilet seat? |
| 1:02.1 | Hello? |
| 1:03.8 | Toilette's seat assistance and road number one. |
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