A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, […]
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| 0:00.0 | Freaks, it's Friday, April 17th, 2026. |
| 0:04.1 | Coming up on the program today are 62 million American men trying to enroll in rape school. |
| 0:09.1 | Plus, Daddy gives my tiny penis some encouraging words. |
| 0:12.7 | A virtual reality lesbian simulator. |
| 0:15.3 | And a police officer-only prostitution service. |
| 0:18.3 | Blowing our boys in blue. |
| 0:25.6 | Music prostitution service. Blowing our boys in blue. Parents, warning signs that might indicate a child's drift toward Satanism include |
| 0:30.0 | abrupt emotional changes, changes in school habits, rejection of parental values, |
| 0:36.6 | unusual interest in books on signism, |
| 0:39.0 | black magic or witchcraft |
| 0:40.2 | obsession with rock music groups |
| 0:42.3 | using satanic symbols or references |
| 0:44.2 | rejection of friends |
| 0:47.5 | preference for being alone |
| 0:49.1 | meditation, chanting, use of new vocabulary |
| 0:52.6 | Gamel Gamel Gell chanting, use of new vocabulary. Devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, devil, |
| 1:03.3 | I took one good look at the devil tonight, stared her right down |
| 1:11.5 | in her eyes |
| 1:14.0 | the flames rose high |
| 1:16.1 | he poured out |
| 1:17.9 | she's the devil |
| 1:19.1 | no doubt |
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