Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A short weekend show, but still packed with premium nonsense: a woman declaring war over a dog taking a piss, a wheelchair scammer pulling in serious cash by cosplaying as helpless, and an Ohio drunk driver insisting booze actually makes her safer behind the wheel. […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Saturday, April 25th, 2026. |
| 0:04.1 | Coming up on the program today, pretending to be homeless and mentally handicapped is a lucrative business. |
| 0:09.9 | Plus, one woman claims drinking alcohol while driving makes her a better driver. |
| 0:14.6 | And if your dog pisses in a neighbor's yard, does that give them the right to demand fallacio from you? |
| 0:19.7 | Find out today. |
| 0:23.1 | Go, go, go. does that give them the right to demand fallatio from you? Find out today. You, stop! |
| 0:24.2 | Come up! |
| 0:25.0 | Come on, get kicked in the head out, dude. |
| 0:29.4 | Yeah, that was this guy, motherfucker! |
| 0:31.8 | Why, why, why, up? |
| 0:33.3 | No, no. |
| 0:35.7 | It's so nice to live |
| 0:39.3 | You're some war zone out here, man |
| 0:41.3 | This is my whole |
| 0:42.3 | I'm gonna be |
| 0:43.3 | I'm a |
| 0:45.3 | It's all kinds of people |
| 0:47.3 | Just call them |
| 0:51.3 | Niggas |
| 0:52.3 | I'm proud to say I'm a baldermore Just call them niggers Places Smiling faces |
| 0:54.5 | I'm proud to say |
| 0:55.9 | I'm a baller |
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