Animal Control Doesn’t Care About Your Dick Sucking Side Hustle
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with a full-blown meltdown over checkers, detours into the feces-slicked world of Rachel Gerster, then barrels through a wildly inappropriate French class, a bloody pickleball assault, and a few listener calls to cleanse the palate with fresh stupidity. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Rachel Gerster and […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, June 22nd, 2026. |
| 0:04.4 | Coming up on the program today, Checkers. |
| 0:07.0 | Seriously, what is up with that game? |
| 0:09.3 | Plus, confessing to animal control how much dick you suck, |
| 0:12.6 | the lesbian teacher who made her students' French kiss, |
| 0:15.9 | and assault with a deadly pickleball paddle. |
| 0:18.4 | All this, plus your voicemails, Teddy! |
| 0:22.8 | My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack. |
| 0:28.0 | My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack. La- La La La La La La |
| 0:42.3 | Come on it up |
| 0:45.3 | La La La |
| 0:47.3 | The boys are waiting |
| 0:50.3 | La La La La La La |
| 0:57.0 | La La La La La La La |
| 1:00.0 | La La |
| 1:01.0 | La La |
| 1:04.0 | La Rociano |
| 1:06.0 | La Rocia |
| 1:07.0 | My wife |
| 1:08.0 | My voice |
| 1:10.0 | My voice all way My wife Take my coiff My neck my pussy and my crack. |
| 1:11.6 | My back, lick my pussy and my crack. |
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